SUPERSTITION:

The Real Wild Church rejects man made manufactured deities but allows for the possibility of something immensely more powerful than mankind's feeble attempts to define it. Anyone who says they know God, they speak to God or understand God is fooling themselves. They have been lied to by superstitious old men who were themselves lied by other superstitious old men. Everybody has a right to believe whatever they like but they don't have the right to corrupt the minds of children.

GLOBAL NUCLEAR WAR:

The Real Wild Church recognizes that all attempts to save the environment will be rendered useless and redundant in the event of Global Nuclear War. People talk about changing their light bulbs or saving whales but they ignore the one thing that could destroy all life on planet Earth. With something like 42% the population of the USA actually looking forward to nuclear "Armageddon", many of them top military personnel, White House employees, Pentagon and Norad computer programmers, stealth bomber pilots, missile silo cowboys and commanders of nuclear submarines, it is imperative that Global Nuclear War becomes THE number one topic of conversation among people who care about survival.

RELIGIOUS BRAINFILL:

The Real Wild Church rejects religious schooling. In a secular society that prides itself on racial and cultural harmony there is nothing more dangerous than the idea of schools that separate children one from another to fill their heads with different brands of religious poison. Every school in Australia must set aside at least one hour a week for the study of Rationalism – the study of known facts, provable by science, with an emphasis on Darwinian Evolution.

PLURAL MARRIAGE:

The Real Wild Church encourages plural marriage but not the Mormon or Muslim models. The standard plural marriage allows for a man to own multiple wives while the woman has to be satisfied with one husband. That is an absurdity because men don't have enough stamina to satisfy multiple wives. The decision regarding who can have what should be left to nature – however many partners the man or woman can satisfy in one 24 hour period should be the number of long-term partners that person can marry. Chances are, women will end up with ten times more fuck buddies than men. Women's sexuality must be recognized and respected and all nonsense about men being studs but women being sluts must be abandoned.

CENSORSHIP:

The Real Wild Church rejects the concept of censorship by "experts". The idea of "superior" beings deciding what the common hoi poloi can read, see or hear is arrant nonsense. The Office of Film and Literature Classification must be dismantled and its official scrutineers sent out to pasture. The internet has rendered such an institution obsolete. As for the judge who ruled that a cartoon character is a "person" in the eyes of the law, he has proved that the law is an ass, and a blind one at that.

AGE OF CONSENT:

The age of consent for boys and for girls should be lowered to twelve. However, young people must be protected from predators, therefore, until the younger child reaches the age of sixteen the age differential between two partners should be no more than two years. It shall be legal to teach children from the age of ten everything they need to know about Sex.

SEXUAL EQUALITY:

The natural state for most humans is 'bisexual' but we acknowledge that anyone can be anywhere along the scale of hetero to homosexual. One hundred percent gay is fine, one hundred percent straight is fine and anywhere in between is fine. And regardless of gender, anyone can be anywhere along the scale of masculine to feminine. Therefore all conditions are equal in the eyes of the Lord. The Lord in this case being The Real Wild Church.

TAXES:

The Real Wild Church insists that all charitable institutions be accountable for their earnings. The Catholic Church in Australia earns seventeen billion tax-free dollars a year from its Kings Car Parking, from its gambling clubs and other lucrative business operations, and yet it doesn't account for one cent of its wealth. The Catholic Church, all churches and other so-called charitable institutions must be taxed at the same rate as every other business unless they can account for the money they earn and squander. What isn't spent on charity is Earnings and Profit and should be taxed accordingly.

LIFE AND DEATH:

The Real Wild Church believes that it is pointless and stupid spending tax payers' money on keeping people alive over the age of 75. At seventy five a person has lived long enough and should be prepared to die gracefully. Godists will have no problem with this because they seem convinced they're going to a better place, so why spend huge sums of money delaying the inevitable and the wonderful? The money saved should be spent on helping sick children who have their whole lives ahead of them.

ORGAN DONATION:

The Real Wild Church discourages standard burial and cremation, especially when the body is relatively young and the organs could be used to save the lives of others. It is an act of sheer selfishness to bury or cremate someone with healthy organs and healthy eyes when someone else's life could be saved or sight restored. Human beings are more deserving than worms, so why feed the worms? Burial and cremation are society's way of saying "Fuck you!" to people desperate for organ transplants.

BOOK OF LIES:

The Bible must cease to be offered to witnesses in court as an inducement to tell the truth. The Bible is filled with lies from the first paragraph of Genesis to the last paragraph of Revelation, so why expect people to take it seriously? The god of the Bible commits every brutal crime known to man, and those he doesn't commit himself he encourages others to commit. For example, Moses instructing his Hebrew butchers to murder everyone – men, women and male children, everyone except for the fuckable little virgins which his butchers should kidnap for their own amusement. The Bible is the worst possible document to encourage decency, kindness, truth or justice. The Bible is an abomination and its use should be restricted to historians researching mankind's atrocities.

The Lord hath spoken!

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