I keep hearing people talking about "The Truth" and I wonder how much money they're making out of it. When it comes to the great questions like "God" and the possibility of life after death, it's anyone's guess. Any man who claims to know God, who speaks to God or who understands what God demands from us, is either a fool or a liar, or both.

The Old Testament deity, Yawheh (Jehovah), was the Hebrew god of hate war and misery – utterly devoid of love, decency or mercy. Christians refer to it as "merciful father" but they're stumped when asked to demonstrate their point. For every act of mercy (always conditional and grudgingly given) Jehovah committed hundreds of acts of cruelty and sadism. Abomination and Atrocity were his guiding principles.

It is an insult to any creative force that there might be to compare it to that gross, disgusting and hideous piece of maggot shit – that ghastly pose god who stomps like a malevolent beast through the pages of the Old Testament.

Jehovah was created by primitive men back when the Earth was the centre of the universe, heated by a sun that revolved around it most days, and little twinkly stars were provided by Yahweh to pretty up the sky. Now that we know so much more about the universe it is madness to be worshiping the same miniaturized flea god they worshiped back in those days of ignorance and superstition.

The truth is that no one knows anything about the force that may or may not govern the universe.

You might say, "You're wrong, Jesus knew" but unfortunately it is you who is wrong. We know next to nothing about the Yeshu to whom you refer. He was born a Jew and he became a rabbi with a following of sorts. Not one word of what he taught has reached us because the Turkish/Roman anti-Jew – Saul of Tarsus – insisted that his version of events, based on nothing more than a vision (probably drug induced), was the correct version; more accurate than that of Jesus' disciples, more accurate even than that of Jesus' mother and his brother James.

Saul (aka St Paul) claimed to know more about Jesus than anyone who had actually known, met, seen or heard Jesus.

Saul claims that Jesus engaged vegetation in conversation and cursed a fig tree to death for disobedience, encouraged slave owners to make slaves wait for their food, advised heterosexual men to amputate a hand, gouge out an eye and regardless of sexual inclination, to sever their testicles. Saul's Jesus insisted that you must hate your mother and father, brothers and sisters, sons and daughters if you you want to be his disciple. Self loathing was also expected of you. He came not to bring peace, but a sword, and he longed to see the world in flames. He condemned anyone who failed to feed and clothe him to an eternity spent writhing in the fires of hell. He drowned two thousand pigs in order to cure a man of a mental disorder, he encouraged people to handle venomous snakes and he was loathe to heal a sick child – he called her a dog – because she wasn't a Jew. Saul's Jesus – the Biblical Jesus – was a sick racist imbecile.

If you doubt any of the above you could always try reading your Bible.

Saul was an educated man whereas Mary and James were illiterate, and so naturally it was Saul's perverted version of events that caught on. Four scribes whom we know nothing about copied ideas from Saul's 'Q' gospel (which went missing), they added their own little twists and quirky bits, hence the contradictions, then pagan 'miracles' were tossed in for good measure. Thus we have Jesus turning water into wine, healing lepers and restoring cadavers to life – just like the Greek, Persian and Roman gods of old. Jesus couldn't fly like the pagan gods but he could defy gravity by walking on water. No floaties required. The gospels were given names – Mark, Matthew, Luke and John and the whole fabulous lot was served up as the "Word of God'.

Matthew ends with numerous maggoty corpses slithering out of their graves and strolling around Jerusalem to be "seen by many". I'm tempted to suggest that Bram Stoker or Edgar Allen Poe had some input there, but it was a little before their time.

I have a theory about Saul, aka Saint Paul. Why would a man, born a Jew, turn so vehemently and so violently against the religion of his parents and ancestors? The Hebrew God insists that his people be circumcised but Saul says, 'No, not necessary, ignore the Jew God, do as I say'. *Unless the text appears inside "speech apostrophes" the words are mine, not Saul's. God loathes and detests gentiles – instructs his butchers (Moses, Joshua, Jude, Gideon, David...) – to murder non Jews. "Slaughter every man, woman, child and baby, let none survive," sayeth the Lord. But Saul says, 'No, they are welcome to join my church, furthermore I intend to renounce Judaism and become a gentile citizen of Rome'. Then Saul puts the blame for the death of Jesus firmly upon the shoulders of Jews – "Let his blood be upon us and upon our children!" thus condemning Jews to two thousand years of persecution. My guess is that Saul's circumcision was botched. I suspect he had a scab where his penis used to be. Imagine the rage! That would account for his phantom rabbi's fanatical hatred of sex. And that would account for Saul's breaking with the major traditions of Judaism, in particular the severing of the prepuce (foreskin) with blunt, unsterilized knives. To this day, even with fine surgical instruments and Dettol, Jewish babies are often mutilated for life due to botched circumcisions. Septic, festering wounds are still quite common, it's the big Jewish secret. So imagine how often it occurred thousands of years ago with crude cutters and dirty hands. I reckon Saul of Tarsus, aka Saint Paul, was sexually and emotionally damaged goods. Thanks to him we were freed from the shackles of orthodox Judaism but chained instead to the manacles of dumb Christianity.

Revelation, the only New Testament document not to receive the Saul treatment, was scribbled by a paranoid schizophrenic – crazy John of Patmos – on an exceptionally bad day. He had Jesus covered in blood with a sword protruding from his mouth, riding a stallion and murdering most of the world's population. Prior to 1672 Revelation was acknowledged to be the work of a madman but it suddenly became the "Word of God" and was surreptitiously stitched into the New Testament.

Why do people believe such nonsense as appears in the Bible? FAITH (Feeble Answers for Idiots, Tyrants and Hypocrites) based on fear of death, that's why. Man clings to any fallacious nonsense he can wrap his stupid mind around so long as he gets his everlasting jollies. People are so frightened of dying that they'd worship pink flying elephants if they believed that pink flying elephants could save them from death. The more preposterous the belief the better they like it.

The church recognized this fact 2,000 years ago. Over the centuries it accumulated vast real estate, gold, jewels, art treasures and billions of dollars in hard currency simply by promising gullible people everlasting life. Were Jesus to return to Earth the first people he would condemn to hell would be the Catholic popes, cardinals, bishops and priests who sodomize everything he stood for. For there's one thing we do know about the real Yeshua, not from the Bible but from the Jewish historian Josephus, Yeshua was a man of the people who hated greed and railed against hypocrisy.

Imagine Jesus coming face to face with Cardinal Pell, Jesus in his humble robe, Pell in his magnificent ball gown and jewel encrusted funny hat, representing a paedophile church worth billions if not trillions of dollars. The first thing Jesus would ask Pell, before casting him into the lake of eternal fire is, "How can you be so vile and treacherous as to represent an institution that stands for everything I fought against and died fighting?"

"Why do you encourage people to pray in public when I instructed them to pray at home in private? Why do you build vast churches and cathedrals while turning your back on the homeless? Why do you use my name to generate power and wealth for greedy parasites? Why did you maintain your silence while thousands of children worldwide were being molested by your beastly priestly collaborators? Why do you lead a life of pomp, grandeur and privilege when I loved the poor and the meek? Why do you wallow in wealth and opulence when so many people are starving? Why do you drink expensive wines and liqueurs when millions of children die each year from lack of clean water? Why do you abuse me to elevate yourself through the ranks of your monstrous construction?"

If he were honest Pell would stammer, "Because people are too stupid to understand such matters" and he'd be right. Maybe not "too stupid", but too lazy. People prefer to believe exactly what they're told to believe rather than take the trouble to investigate things for themselves. Very few Christians read the Bible. They claim to love God and love Jesus but they'd rather read Women's Weekly or Who magazine or Wheels. To hell with God, he's boring.

Or they might read a brochure with the word "Truth" emblazoned across the top. They'll suck in any old garbage provided it's free, stupid, and promises them everlasting life. The purpose of this particular brochure is to invite intelligent and thoughtful people to consider joining the first church in the history of mankind to talk sense and maybe prevent global nuclear annihilation.

For there's one thing you should know, particularly if you're a young person. Chances are you won't get much older. You are more likely to die in a nuclear holocaust, or shortly afterwards from starvation and disease. Insane adults have designed the world you live in. That design includes a program known as M.A.D. – it stands for Mutually Assured Destruction. Put simply, 'Fire one missile at us and we'll respond by firing everything we've got at you, and then you will retaliate'. In other words, no such thing as a 'limited nuclear war'. Limited nuclear war is a fiction. If anything happens, whether by accident – computer glitch, computer virus – or on purpose, it's the end of life on planet Earth, with the possible exception of rats, fleas, mosquitoes, flies, cockroaches and some sea-bed mollusks.

When the Cold War ended MADness could and should have been dismantled, but it wasn't. There is so much money to be earned from the design and manufacture of weapons of mass destruction, MAD was retained and America's war industry romps on like a drunken bull in a china shop.

Worldwide, January 2009, there are 28,000 nuclear warheads ready to rock. Approximately 10,000 of them are on a hair trigger alert, in other words, can be fired within minutes of a terrorist hacking into the system or an evangelical Christian hearing the call from God to destroy evildoers and suck Jesus down to Earth.

People fool themselves – nothing has happened thus far, therefore we'll continue to be lucky forever. That's highly unlikely. We have entered a new era of fanatical religious madness. There have been others but in those days there were no WMDs to deploy. God's butchers had to make do with crude torture instruments, the sword, fire and rope. Today, evangelical Christians and Jihad crazed Muslims have, or will soon have at their disposal, nuclear, biological and chemical weapons, and they are on a mission to destroy everyone with erroneous brainfill. Everyone whose brainfill differs to theirs must die. Thousands of such fanatics, particularly in the USA, serve in the military or they have access to Pentagon or Norad computers. Some fly stealth bombers, others command and crew nuclear submarines, while others dwell down missile silos patiently awaiting the the call from God to launch their divine missiles.

Because 'Armageddon' is prophesied in the Bible their attitude towards global nuclear destruction is "Bring it on!"

If you feel safe then you have been well conditioned. Your reasoning faculty has been lobotomized. You have become precisely the type of brain dead zombie the Masters of War need. A sacrificial lamb to the slaughter. If however you agree with me that the whole world has gone crazy and is likely to get crazier, and you if want to live long enough to raise a family and see your family survive, then you've got a bit of studying to do, followed by some Action!

The Dark Side of Christianity